By Steve Woodward
(Sing along with your friends to “Allentown” by Bruce Springsteen)
Well we’re livin’ here in Edgartown
And they’re closing all the B&Bs down
Down in Washington they’re killing time
Undoing norms
Reciting false lines
Well looks like the nasty immigration war
Has now come to the Atlantic’s shores
Met resistance from Barack Hussein O
He and Michelle sim-plee reee-fused to go
And compassion for we folk is sinking quite low
But they’re livin’ here in Edgartown
Trapped here in a human lost-and-found
Awaiting promises that Biden made
Just walk right on in
Pour in and invade
So we flew on up to Mass, had a ball
But now imprisoned by a Leftist cabal
They’ve never really told us the deal
We’re drinking cold Cokes
It’s getting surreal
Now, Ed-gar-town is drivin’ us out
‘Cause their immigration love is in doubt
They just want us back — a way down south
And sure like to talk … both sides of their mouth
Nope, we’re not livin’ here in Edgartown
Why’d the locals greeted us all with a frown?
Bussed us over to a naval base
Now we just wait, unsure of our fate
Oh no more livin’ high in Edgartown
Will we be free or left adrift, sentenced … to … drown?